Sometimes when friends say hey, or hi, or hello to me, I just feel this urge to yell “GREETINGS EARTHLING!” or “WELCOME, COMRADE!”. Why? Do I want people to look at me strangely? Has life really become that dull? Or have I been deprived my whole life from yelling weird phrases.
Dad: So, what statement are you trying to make by having those Powerpuff Girls buttons on your backpack?
Me: ...that I like the Powerpuff Girls...
New Years Resolutions…?
First year biology and we are already injecting modified DNA with a gene from jellyfish into E.coli bacteria to make them glow under UV light.
mad scientist here I come